@chrisudalla - chrisp Profile

i swear whenever someone gets a bidet they gotta brag about it. they gotta let the whole world know that they’re deep cleaning their hole twice a day. i promise u nobody cares. i mean like aye im glad ur taking care of ur body but please do not tell me about the water color after u use it or the pressure u FREAK

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met up with some cereals to match. tbh i dont know why people fw cookie crisp. its just small bad cookies n since theyre in milk u think its okay? u wont fool me. anyway yall like oatmeal? i do but whenever i eat it i feel like goldilocks and thats not really what im about

ya know that awkward feeling you get when a bunch of people are singing happy birthday to you and u just kinda sittin there lookin stupid? if u sing along its a lot less awakrd but then people might think ur dumb because its ur birthday, u arent supposed to be singing thats not ur job. so tbh its a lose lose situation but if u start screaming stop real loud and claw at your face they might stop, makes things a lil better. i had a birthday party at chuck e cheese one time and threw up in the ball pit and didnt tell ANYONE.

wombat talk. how did evolution lead them to having such strong bottoms? humans cant relate. actually i know a couple strong bottoms. i met them in uptown minneapolis, cool people fr. idk i think the wombats are stronger tho. koalas on the other hand are dumb and suck. listen to the sound koalas make. or just google koala fights. see how much u stop liking them.

lil midday dab (first one got taken down my fault) this got me craving lemonade tho. yall ever had limeade? awful drink. damn near false advertising adding the ade to the end of that. just tastes incorrect. we need more of that good ade juice like the lemon kind. i want appleaide. grapefruitade. i dont want bananade because that is going to taste bad.

#stitch with @puppetjack_ ventriloquism is splendid fs

u seein this? hm. a sign to roll sumn up. u got 2 minutes until this tiktok ends thats just enough time. enjoy :)

showing off these dope new lights during a house tour lol. does anyone actually have those clap on clap off lights? i feel like those were talked about a bunch in the early 2000s and then that technology disappeared. bring back clap lights imma turn em on/off w my but