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Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort #police #cop #interview #policebrutality

#BREAKINGNEWS: Gov. Ron DeSantis’ presidential campaign has announced that financial problems have forced it to fire his wife. #news #politics #caseydesantis #rondesantis #gop #republican #Florida #governor #president #campaign

Did you know this about bees? 🐝 #fact #viral #true #bee #queen #slay

Do you know what all of the world’s richest people have in common? 🤔 #fact #viral #true #rich #money #wealth #finance #sidehustle #grind #brother

#Netflix is cracking down on account sharing AGAIN 😳 #news #tech #streaming #eyes

#BREAKINGNEWS: President Joe Biden has asked Americans to come sit by him and keep him company until the end #news #politics #president #biden #old #sad #tired #end

#Disney and #Marvel have some big new plans for the future of the #MCU 👏 #movies #tv #entertainment #cgi #captainamerica #brielarson #greenscreen

If you’re a bride, you do NOT want to make these mistakes on your wedding day! 💍 #wedding #bride #groom #mistake

#BREAKINGNEWS: An ominous new report published today by anonymous researchers from an unknown institution just lists places to hide. #news #report #woods #hide